I swear to god I have the worst memory known to man I’m at Piccadilly and had to go back to the main departure boards 4 times to check what platform my train was departing from bc I’m just so out of it oh lord

I hate breaking notes no one will understand I’ve broken 3 today it’s a pisstake I feel like I’m breaking my bones I need unlimited cash so I don’t feel this guilt every time I spend money bloody hell

this happened to me in college today and idk how to react my twitter name was @mahaminit maham being my name and obviously init coming after and a bunch of people who i’ve noticed are always looking at me came up to me today and asked “are you maham-init” and i couldn’t help but burst out laughing that i’ve been generalised in college by my twitter name so of course i said yeah and they all started speaking at the same time saying how i’m really funny and idk it was a weird experience so if you ever meet me in person please don’t talk about my tweets or twitter to me

When I stalk someone’s blog i go full out liking posts from a while ago and going on their “me” page and going through their tag - oops Anyway I’m on my way to meet someone that i really can not be bothered meeting and i love going out to meals ugh this makes me a bad person sigh and the morning hasn’t got off to the best start i woke up late and got ready in like half an hour and had to walk to the station and missed my train and had to pay double for my fare bc the man at the station wouldn’t accept my rail card and then as I was getting onto the train i whacked a guy who was sat down on the head with my bag and to top it all off a really cute guy sat opposite me on the train and he looks like an older version of my friend that I’m going to meet omg